 COWBOY WISDOM Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Always drink upstream from the herd. Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else. Lettin' the cat outa the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back. Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's good to know what it was. Never miss a good chance to shut up. | |
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